That Time Bad Lip Reading Made "High School Musical" Infinitely Better

 

Today I had the absolute pleasure of re-watching Bad Lip Reading's twisted take on High School Musical, the legendarily mediocre Disney Channel movie that spawned an entire tidal wave of legendarily mediocre Disney Channel movies. I was swiftly reminded why it remains one of my favorite videos in the history of the Internet. Watch it right now.

Some iconic quotes:

• "Oh, beaver jogger in the night, how did you get so wet?"
• "My friends congratulated me on my cool hallway stance."
• "Derf called you Mousey but that was just Derf being Derf."
• "She's a robot. We can switch her off in a dungeon, and then we can go get bagels."
• The entire "Darryl the Pony" bit, which lasts all of fifteen seconds and yet remains one of Internet humor's greatest triumphs.
• "That's a baby sheep."
• "I'm one of them rodents without fur."

I posted this because I feel it my duty to spread this joy. In spite of it being released almost eight years ago, undoubtedly a large part of the population has not yet seen it. I aim to change that. Maybe we could turn this into a charity.