Super Mario 1993

I really want to watch the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie. Not because I think it will be a worthwhile film to spend 104 minutes of my life watching, but because I want to see the greatest misunderstanding of the assignment in cinematic history. Seriously, you were asked to make a Super Mario Bros. movie and you decided that was the perfect opportunity to make a cyberpunk comedy with corporate satire and scantily-clad lizard dancers? Remarkable that ever got approved.