Eggs

At my local grocery store, eggs currently cost around $10. I'm not kidding. A carton of 12 eggs costs more than an 8-pack of frozen burritos from the same store. I don't think that I need to say it, but this was not the cost of eggs before Mr. "Lower Grocery Prices on Day One" got into office. Oh, but it's okay in the eyes of the woefully out-of-touch Trump cultists because he finally addressed an issue that affects all of us: something around 10 specific people can no longer compete in college sports. A true president of the working class.

It boggles my mind how people can continue to vote for him for any reason, economy included. He plainly has no idea how tariffs work and assumes they won't affect the average American because he hasn't had to buy anything from a grocery store in decades. Let me repeat: Donald Trump does not know your struggles, and he does not know how to help them. If your egg prices are rising, it doesn't affect him and he doesn't care. What does affect him is his own personal disgust with seeing LGBTQ+ people existing, and turning Gaza into a high-price golf resort.

You are not his priority. You never were and you never will be. I can only hope enough people see that in the next four years to get him the hell out of the White House before it's too late.

And if you voted for him? These are the egg prices you voted for, and I hope you enjoy them. That had better be the best damn omelette you've ever tasted.